Wrap Rage & "Toy Packaging"

A few days ago I was in Home Depot and saw this:

Immediately, I knew I had to have it.

Have you ever suffered wrap rage? (Dumb question, I know you have.) If so, dear reader, you need this thing too.

Totally made my Christmas Day just that much more peaceful and happy. I think we utilized it a dozen or more times. And we're not even big into the type-of-presents-to-which-this-product-applies anymore.

Finally, one of my favorite songs on my new Sara Groves' CD (which, if you are a fan, you must get. Now.) is "Toy Packaging". (Go here for a clip.) Here are the lyrics:

Toy Packaging
By Sara Groves and Ben Shive

Nothing makes me loose my cool like

toy packaging

ask the kids to leave the room for

toy packaging

I have no choice the money’s spent

I’ve worked for hours to make a dent

guess it’s anger management

Toy packaging

Nothing makes me lose my cool like

toy packaging

Ask the kids please leave the room, it's time for

toy packaging

Every adhesive known to man is holding down this Robot man

my self-esteem is in the can

toy packaging

In the old days you could hold a box and shake it

and hear the pieces rattling around

My eyes tear up at these grommets, tape and twisty ties

Remembering that beautiful sound

Nothing makes me lose my cool like

toy packaging

Kids you need to leave the room, mom's opening

toy packaging

I'm sorry you have to see this sight

You must be brave, no please don't cry

I promise it will be alright

I hope to have it by tonight

nevermind this dynamite

toy packaging